So post whatever jokes you've got and let's keep this civil

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The guy askes the doctor, ''What do you think is wrong with me?''

The doctor replied,''I can clearly see you're nuts.''

How did the woman get over the wall ?.

She had a ladder in her tights.

 Greetings! I want to share a joke: those people who have seen flying saucers, most of them are married)

One day a tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Climbs into a bar.
Dancing, enters the bar.
Sneaks into a bar.
Breaks into a bar.
Jumping into the bar

and orders:

mug of beer,
2 mugs of beer,
0 mugs of beer,
999999999 beers,
lizard in a glass
-1 mug of beer
qwertyuip mugs of beer.

A real user comes in. He asks where the toilet is. The bar goes up in flames

Want to hear a pizza joke?
Nahhh, it's too cheesy!

Doktor:
Take these pills one a day for the rest of your life
Patient:
But there are only three pills
Doctor:
Take these pills one a day for the rest of your life:)

According to popular belief, the first to let in an Internet cable into a new house. And where he lies down - put a bed there. And a table. And comp. And a food.

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!